For all intents and purposes, Jonah Falcon seems like a typical and unassuming guy. He works as a writer and has the usual list of interests, including baseball and video games. What sets him apart from regular men, however, is his massive cock.

That’s right, Johan Falcon’s dick clocks in at a massive 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect. If you want to know how thick it is, tense your forearm and wrap your hand around it. That’s how thick his python is and he is simply not afraid to show it off.

Whenever he goes out, he wear tight pants that show off his miraculous package to the world and he is rewarded with hungry stares that would make a starving wolf blush. Not only are any passersby shocked to see the massive outline that stretches half way down his thigh, but many of them stop to talk to him about it.

Most of the men compliment him on the size, and a few even ask if he’d be interested in sleeping with their girlfriends while they watch. Plenty of women stop him on the street as well. Whether they happen to be alone or with friends, Jonah has to deal with a steady stream of propositions.

Everything started for him when he was a young boy, changing before gym class. Although he was shy and changing in a bathroom stall, word had gotten out about the size of his penis and it didn’t take long for the boys in his class to peer over the stall door and behold his cock in all of its glory.

Having lost his father at a young age, Jonah never thought twice about the size of his penis and he certainly wasn’t aware that sporting 8 inches at the age of ten was anything out of the ordinary. However the other boys certainly did and it led directly to Jonah having his first sexual encounter with an 18 year old who just wanted to feel the monster cock inside her body.

He was 5’0”, ninety-eight pounds and mostly bald in the crotch and agreed to meet this woman. He didn’t know what sex was, but he showed up, and the woman showed up, too. He didn’t even know what sex was, but he laid on his back and she climbed on top for the ride of a lifetime. To this day, the most that he can remember of the older girl was her reaction when she first set eyes on his beautiful cock: “Holy shit! I’ve never seen anything like that in my life. Holy shit!”

Now older and wiser, Jonah Falcon shows his cock off to anyone who wants to see and he loves every single second of the attention that he gets. When you have a cock as big as his, no matter who you are, you become a celebrity.